Anonymous:
Elementary school crush?

current girlfriend haha

Anonymous:
Are you real life?

I think so if reality is reality

Anonymous:
Do random people ever ask you to take a picture with you?

sometimes. its funny I dont understand why hahah

Anonymous:
Do u like girls who are shy and outgoing? Or the party girls that get high and drink and are trogs. Hahaha

what

Anonymous:
If you google your name "River Randle" there is a link that comes up on Ryan Shanley's tumblr!! Ahhaha your like naked and your covering your dick with a Christmas reef. Hah I tried posted the link as a question. But tumblr won't let me do it. Haha but, tbh that pic turns me on

hahahahah

Anonymous:
So if your not taken which seems like you not by all your questions down below I think you should give me a chance.

Oh grey anon with your beautiful sunglasses and flawless grey face how could i not fall in love with you? im taken

Anonymous:
How old are you?

16

Anonymous:
I also think we should get married

You couldnt put up with me for 12 hours i gaurantee im so irritating